A reported is walking down the street and sees a man who looks to be atleast 100y.o. The reporter comes up to him amazed and starts asking questions. Is life difficult at this age? What's your secret? etc. The man is pretty confused, he doesn't get why he's anything special. The reported still keeps questioning and asks if the man has stayed away from cigarettes and alcohol, maybe that's the secret to vigour? The man says the opposite:
-I have smoked and drank all my life...
-That's amazing! -says the journalists,- And now you're waiting for your which birthday?
The man looks at him while smiling and casually says:
-My 29th is just around the corner!
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