When I was at a bar in McMurdo, I spoke with a scientist who told me a few years back he had met a beautiful gypsy.
The two met and hit it off instantly. He learned she had traveled all over the world and had some crazy stories. Later, the scientist asked her- during her travels who her favorite sexual partners were. The gypsy explained that Native Americans have the largest penis she had ever encountered, while the Spanish have the most endurance and make the best lovers. After explaining it to the scientist the gypsy said," well silly me, we've been talking for hours and I still don't know your name! My name is Esmeralda. What's yours?"
The scientist then said , " my name is Tonto Garcia"
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