The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.
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