A rich businessman desperate to keep his dim-wit and lazy son occupied, purchased a completely automated factory where, at the please of a button, pigs would go in at one end and processed meat would come out another.
The father then took his son to the factory to show him how the whole thing worked and being surprised by the close attention his son paid to his words, left
him to run the business for a few days.
After a few days the father thought he would check how the son was doing and was horrified to find that the entire factory had stopped with pigs running everywhere and his son standing with a dreamy look in his eyes.
The son saw his angry dad and asked, "Dad, wouldn't we make more money if we could build a factory where sausages went in one end and pigs came out from the other?"
The dad let out a sigh, took his son's hand in his own, and said "you are right, let's go see your mother".
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