The sadist and the masochist meet in a disreputable bar...

..they are immediately drawn to each other and decide to go to a nearby rather expensive motel. They undress and re-dress in clothes of their preference the masochist says in a luxuriating slow purrr...

"Are ....you.. going to whip..me...?

To which the sadist smiles cruelly and says,

"....Noooo."

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