An American wrestler was invited to a tournament in Russia a few years ago.
In his weight class there was a Russian wrestler known for his use of the Russian pretzel to pin his opponents.
Fortunately for the American, he wouldn't have to to face this menacing force until the championship.
Throughout the tournament the American had barely beaten every opponent while the Russian had pinned everyone he faced by the Russian pretzel.
During the match, the American seemed to be getting the best of the Russian until he felt he Russian gain control of his body and start contorting it in a way he had never felt.
Just before he got pinned, he looked up and saw a large, hairy nutsack in his face and did the only thing he could think of to get out of the situation.
The crowd hear a loud yell, and the American escaped and ended up winning the match.
He went to his coach and was asked how he got out of the Russian Pretzel.
He looked his coach in the eye and said, "Coach, you'll never know how fast you can move until you bite your own nutsack"
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