Englishman Irishman Maoriman sitn in a bar talkn bout how there wifes enjoy there sex
Englishman ses after me finish wiv my mrs she rises half a metre off the bed she loves it. The old irishman ses thats fuck all mate my mrs rises metre and a half off the bed she thinks me is god
The maoriman ses yeah thats nothn after ive finished wiv my mrs an i go wipe my cock on the curtain she hits the fuckn roof
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