A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.he decides to try it a dinner one night.the father asks his son what he did that afternoon.the son says " doing my homework" the robot slaps the son." Ok ok I was watching movies" the father asks "what movie did you watch" son says " toy story" the robot slaps him again. "Ok,ok I was watching porn!" Father says " what!? At your age I didn't know what porn was! " robot slaps the father.mother anything says " honey he's your son!" Robot slaps the mother.
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