This couple is walking to a bank, and they're trying to get at a savings account, when suddenly a bank robber comes in.
He tells everyone to get against the wall, then he told the banker to put all the money in the bag. He then walks up to a man, and said, "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man replies, "Yes."
Bang, he shoots him. He gos to another man; "Did you see me rob this bank?" The man gives no answer, then the robber puts the gun up to his head and said, "Did you see me rob this bank?" "Yes," the man replies.
The robber shoots him, then he goes up to the couple and once again said, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replies, "No, but my wife did."
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