There was a rich man driving in his limo when he saw a poor man
at the side of the road eating grass. The man told his driver
to stop so he could get out. The rich man went over to the poor
man and said, "Why are you eating grass?" The man replied,
"Well, I am very poor and have no money to buy food so I eat
grass. My entire family does too." The rich man said, "Get
your entire family here tomorrow at 3:00 and I will do something
special for you." The man agreed and left. The next day at
3:00, the rich man went back to the same spot. He found there
the poor man with his family. The man brought them all in the
car and took them home with him. When they got there, the poor
man asked, "I appreciate what you are doing for me, but why are
you doing it?" "Well," the rich man replied, "you see, the
grass at my hose is extremely tall."
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