A rich guy and a poor guy are having a pint down at the pub. They discover their wives have the same birthday. The poor guy asks "What will you give your wife for her birthday?". The rich guy responds " a Porsche and a diamond ring". His friend asks, "but why?" The rich guy: "Simple. If she doesn't like the ring, she can just drive down to the jewellers in the Porsche and exchange it".
So the rich guy says, "How about you?". The poor guy: "I'm going to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo". The rich guy scratches his head and asks "why?". The poor guy responds "Well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"
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