One day a very fat blonde met a very skinny brunette downtown.
The blonde gave the brunette a long look full of contempt and
said, "Looking at you, I'd think this country is suffering from
starvation."
The brunette just smiled and replied, "Looking at you, I'd think
you're the reason."
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