The Psychic Greeter

A man walks into Walmart and finds the manage. "Can you help me out? I really need a job." The manager replied "I'm sorry but you'll have to fill out an application and get an interview before that." "I really need to start today." The man says "I'll tell you what, if I talk to a couple of customers today and you're impressed with my work will you give me a job?" The manager shakes his head and tells the man that its policy to apply first again. "Seriously," the man said "I'm psychic and I know exactly what people want just by saying hi to them." The manager thinks about this and says "Oh, why not. Let's see what you can do." A woman walks in, he says "hi" and she says "hello" and then he says "Milk. Isle 15, straight to your right." She says "Wow! That's exactly what I'm looking for!" And walks off. The manager is impressed and wants to see more. A man walks in next "hi", "hello, "beer, isle 18 down at the end of the store to the left." The man thanks him and goes that way. The manager is really excited now. Then another woman walks in. "Hi", "hello", "tampons, pharmacy isle 4." She looks at him funny and says "um thanks but I'm looking for toilet paper." The man looks back at the manager, holds his thumb and finger an inch apart and says "I was *that* close!"