The psychiatric ward is overcrowding.

So the psychiatrist decided to have a test to see which patient is cured.

He drew a door on the wall and straight away, all the patients started charging at the door, scratching desperately, bloody nosed and torn nails, except one fellow sitting placcidly on his bed.

Feeling very hopeful, the psychiatrist asked the man, 'Why aren't you rushing at the door?'

The man gave the psychiatrist a sideway glance and a knowing smile, 'Those idiots, they don't know i have the key!'

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