Oh Lord above..
Please hear my wail..
Allow my broke family..
To post my bail..
I have done wrong and can't go back..
I only smoked a little crack..
Please give me strength and give me hope..
That I do not this night drop the soap..
Allow these to pass and I'll promise thee..
I'll quit hustling when I'm free..
Though you look and think I lie..
I swear to you it's only my fifth time..
Amen.
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