A priest and a sailor are playing golf together, the sailor steps up to hit his ball, he takes a swing and misses and he says"FUCK I MISSED" the priest says to him "my son,if you swear god will punish you". The sailor takes another swing misses again and says "fuck, i missed" the priest replies "i told you my son if you curse god will punish you"
They eventually get to the green,the sailor putts the ball and barely misses the hole and again the sailor says "fuck I missed" and suddenly athuncer bolt shoots down and hits the priest and kills him and a powerful and deep voice says "AH FUCK I MISSED"
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