The president orders his secret service agent to jump off a 40 foot platform. The agent heisitates and does so.
The Canadian Prime minster now requests his highly trained guard to jump from the same spot.
Guard replies: "Here's a kilogram of cocaine. You jum....WAIT!! I WAS JOKING MR PRIME MINISTER!! SHITT!!"
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