An elderly man was on the operation table awaiting a very life threatening complicated surgery on him and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law.
'Yes, Dad, What is it?'
'Dont be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if it doesnt go well and something happens to me, your mother-in-law will come and live with you'
The Surgery was a great success.
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