After collecting a parcel, a husband goes to the kitchen to talk to his wife.
"Apparently, the postman has slept with every woman on the street except one" the husband tells her, with a gracious smile.
"I know" the wife replies, "It's probably that stuck-up bitch at Number 11."
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