and is being driven in a Limousine. Having never drove one, he asks the chauffeur would he mind if he had a spin. The driver duly obliges and lets the pope take the the wheel.
Enjoying himself a bit too much, he sees a flash of blue before being pulled over for speeding. The officer approaches and when he looks in the window says: "Just give me a sec here."
Frantically he calls the chief: "Hey chief, I have a problem here, I pulled a guy over for speeding but I'm not sure what to do, he's a VIP"
"Well, who is it? If it's the mayor, just forget about it."
"No, he's bigger than the mayor."
"What, the president!"
"No, bigger than that."
"Well who is he?"
"I don't know who the fuck he is, but he's got the pope driving for him!"
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