The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. Ma, he shouted, the results are in. I won the election! Honestly? The politician's smiled faded. Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?
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