A lawyer needed a leak fixed and called the plumber; who after about 45
minutes was done and all cleaned up. "That will be $75" said the plumber. The
lawyer objected saying "I'm a lawyer, and I dont even get that much an hour!"
The plumber responded: "I didn't either, when I was a lawyer".
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