An unemployed pianist is searching for work when he stumbles upon a job advertisement at a bar that wants a pianist, so the man walks in, sits down on the stool and starts playing a beautiful melody on the piano. Alarmed, the bar manager runs out and says, "That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard!" The pianist thanks him and breaks into another song and says, "This song's called 'I Wanna Play With Your Titties'". He then breaks into another song and says, "and this one is called Banging Your Wife." The bar owner is alarmed at the vulgarity of the song titles, but is impressed with the pianists talent and says, "Ok, you can come here and play tonight, just don't mention the names of any of your songs!"
The pianist turns up and plays beautiful melodies. The crowd are in amazement at how beautiful he plays. After around an hour of playing, he announces he needs to go to the toilet. When he comes out, there is an awkward silence and the crowd are shocked. One man at the front says, "Hey uh, do you know your schlong's hanging out of your zipper?" and the pianist responds, "Know it? I wrote it!"
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