A man walks into a bar and bets the barkeeper that if he can show him something he's never seen before,he gets a free drink. The bartender agrees. The man pulls a tiny man,about a foot high,and a model piano from his pocket and the tiny man plays one of Beethoven's Symphonies perfectly. The bartender gives the man his free drink,and asks where he got the little guy. The man reveals he has a genie who gives him unlimited wishes,and says the bartender can have a wish. The bartender makes his wish,and a countless amount of ducks fill the bar. "What the hell? Your genie's nearly deaf! I wished for a million bucks,not a million ducks!" the bartender yells. The man replies:"You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
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