We have found the perfect mate for
all of you ladies out there.
This mate...
will always stop watching t.v. and cuddle
with you without expecting something in return.
Is always happy to hear about
your day when you get home.
Never complains about your cooking, or lack of.
Never gets mad when you roll over in
bed and say you're too tired.
Never yells back at you when you are
having a mood swing due to pms.
Finally ladies here is your perfect mate....
A PUPPY!!!
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