The Perfect Husband

A woman enters a game show to find new husband. She is introduced to three men, each with one fundamental flaw, but she must choose one to marry at the end of the show. Her family, friends and a priest are there.

The first man to come out from behind the curtains was certainly one of the most handsome men she had ever seen. He had auburn hair, bright blue eyes, a masculine build and a perfect smile. However, one of his arms is devastatingly smaller than the other. Almost a stick, it hangs out of its socket. Nobody can take their eyes off it.
"Sorry, not this one. Next!" says the lady.

The second man is a man with a similar masculine build, even more handsome then the man before him. He stood up firm and strong, with glistening green eyes. He was mesmerising to look at. At first glance he seems to be the perfect man.
"My god, you're gorgeous!" squeals the woman.
He smiles, and immediately she sees that his teeth have rotted away. They are black and chipped, with an overwhelming stench filling the stage.
"I'm sorry, not this one either."

Crossing her fingers, she hoped this third person had the least profound flaw. When the third man came out, he was certainly the most handsome man she had ever seen, obviously more handsome than the previously two. His entire body from head to toe, seemed to have been sculpted to perfection, every detail from his chiseled jawline to his pecs being seen from his custom made suit. His eyes were of light mahogany, a shade lighter than his slicked, combed hair. There was no doubt in her mind, she was going to marry this man.
"I pick this man!" the woman cried. "I'm going to marry this man!

The priest came out from behind the curtains, and they held hand in front of him. They couldn't take their eyes off each other.
"We're going to spend the rest of our lives together!" the woman said in excitement.
"Yes we are, baby. Yes we are"

The priest said his vows and married the two. They both kissed, the crowd awwing and cheering, both her parents crying tears of joy.

"Congratulations, newly weds. You are now Mr. And Mrs. Mcniggerfuckshitcunt"