A dragon kept showing up and stealing all their food. Fed up with the inaction of the government, a local rabbi decided to take matters into his own hands. He called upon the Trids to band together with him and fight this menace, a suggestion met with eager cheers. They moved at dawn to attack in order to catch the beast unaware. However, the dragon saw the rabbi and his posse marching toward its cave well before they arrived and charged out with a deafening roar. Before the attackers had time to react, the dragon began kicking them mercilessly. Yet, when the rabbi moved in to strike, the dragon stopped, picked him up, set him aside, and returned to kicking the rest of the posse. This happened several times; whenever the rabbi charged, the dragon stopped, picked him up, set him aside, and then went back to kicking. Finally, the confused man demanded to know why he wasn't worth the monster's wrath. The dragon turned to him with a smile, shook its scaly head, and replied, "silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
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