One person is sleeping amidst the church crowd. The pastor says "Whoever would like a place in heaven, please stand." Everyone except the sleeping person stands. "Whoever would like a place in hell, please stand." The sleeping guy wakes up, only hearing the 'please stand'. He then stands up and says "Pastor, it looks like we're the only two standing."
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