A red-head heard there was a party being held, but when she arrived, they wouldn't let her in - it was a fancy-dress party!
Disappointed but determined, she left, only to return shortly requesting admission.
She was wearing only a pair of red gloves and a pair of red shoes and when she was asked what her fancy dress was, she stood with hands raised and said, "I'm the five of hearts, of course!"
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