The Orange Seller

Once there was a dumb orange seller who worked at a very
successful orange stand. One day a customer came to him and
asked:


"How much are these oranges?"


The man replied in a squeekiy voise " I dunno?"


The owner yelled back "Your supposed to say '25 cents!'"


Man: "25 cents"


Then a second costomer came up:


Costomer: "Are these oranges fresh?"


Man: "25 cents"


Owner: "No NO you say 'yes, yes very fresh!'"


Man: " yes, yes very fresh"


Then a thitd costomer walks up and says:


Costomer: "Can I buy these oranges?"


Man: "25 cents"


costomer: "I don't want the price! Can I buy these oranges?"


Man: "Yes, yes very fresh!"


Owner: "No, no your supposed to say 'Quick before sombody else
does'"


Man: "quick before somebody else does!"


Then a Robber comes in and says:


Robber: "How much money is in the cashregister?"


Man: "25 cents!"


Robber: "Are you bein' fresh with me?"


Man: "Yes, yes very fresh!"


Robber: "Do you want me to shoot you?"


Man: "Quick before somebody else does!"