The Old Glory Hole

"I feel the need to be a true patriot. I'll open up a business. It'll be called the Old Glory Hole."
Two months later.
"The Old Glory Hole, Grand Opening!"
It was a just a donut shop with American flag frosting! Men came rushing in with their pants down, ended up with their bellies full!
Ha!

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