The old couple and the bag of cash.

There was an old couple that visited their old high school to reminisce about their past where they had first met. The tree where they engraved both of their initials in a heart was still standing. They enjoyed their time together there and began holding hands and walking home.

While walking home they find a bag lying in the road with a wad of cash slightly sticking out of it. They open up the bag the rest of the way and find hundreds of dollars in it. They then decide to take the bag home.

The next day they hear a knock at the door. The old man goes to answer it and finds that it is two police officers.

**Police Officer**: *Hello sir, we're going around the neighborhood looking for a bag filled with several hundred dollars, did you happen to see it?*

**Old Man**: *Yes Officer, we found it*.

**Old Woman**: ***DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S JUST SENILE!***

*The Officer with a serious look on face turns to the old man and ask "Sir, did you find the money?"*

**Old Man**: Yes Officer, you see yesterday we were at school-

**Police Officer**: Fuck it. Let's move on to the next house.