One time a company decides to throw an office party in honor of the CEO's birthday. The HR officer tells everyone to bring something to eat. The day of the party, one man brings a plate of cucumbers and sets it down on the big conference table. When it's time to eat, the man notices a woman come up to the plate, proceed to take the biggest cucumber and examine it for five minutes. Finally, the man asks her snidely,
"Does it remind you of somebody?"
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