Man visits a friend in the hospital only to find the other patients in the ward looking a bit odd. "Lucy, what's going on with the other patients today?" said the man to his other half.
"Oh it's the new nurse" said Lucy, "She just keeps getting things the wrong way round! See that man over there with the slack jaw, at 10 O'clock he was supposed to receive 2 pills. Instead she gave him 10 pills at 2 O'clock.
"Blimey, that's terrible" said the man, "What about him over there?".
"Oh yeah" replied Lucy. He was supposed to receive an injection at 6 O'clock, instead he got 6 injections at 1 O'clock!"
"Crikey, how about you Lucy are you okay?"
"She hasn't gotten around to me yet, but I'm getting worried because it's getting worse. See that patient over there behind the curtain, she was meant to prick his boil..."
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