The Nightgown.

An old, boring married couple of 40 years were getting ready for bed. The wife felt as though her husband hasn't recently been noticing her the way he used to and wanted to do something out of the ordinary to see if he would notice. She decided that this evening she would put on the same nightgown she has worn since they were married on backwards. Doing this made her cleavage show quite a bit and she really knew he would notice and say something. Well, she walked out of the bathroom and her husband, who was already in bed reading a book, looked up at her and went right back to reading. After a few minutes of trying to talk to him and him blowing her off she sternly asked him if he noticed anything different about her this evening. He sighed, looked up at her and very casually said "Yes, I noticed that your nightgown was on backwards" and went back to his book. This made her happier but she was still concerned as to why he didn't seem to care. When she asked him what it was that made him notice the gown was on backwards (Completely expecting the exposed cleavage) he looked at her and said. "I noticed because the shit stains are now in the front!"


(This was my grandfather's favorite joke, Terrible but hilarious hearing his 80+ year old self tell it)