A man gets a job as a salesman at a brand new superstore. At the end of his first day, his supervisor comes up to him and asks how many sales he made. "Just one," the man replied. Somewhat annoyed at this, the supervisor asks how much the sale was for. "$68,721.42" is the answer. Immediately taken back, he asks the salesman to explain this spectacular number. "Well, a guy came in here and after a lot of convincing, I sold him a new truck, boat and trailer, a half dozen fishing rods, and almost 100 lures." "There's no way he planned to spend over $68,000 in one trip," the supervisor tells the salesman. "Of course not," the new employee replies. "He came in to buy tampons for his wife and I told him 'Aww, man, your weekend is shot. You should go fishing.'"
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