On his first day, the new head man takes a tour of the main factory where the company's products are made - commenting periodically to his assistants on possible changes. The most common thing he notices is that most of the employees could be working harder than they are. Finally, he spots one guy who's literally just leaning against the wall, twiddling his thumbs.
The CEO is pissed off and decides to send a message. He walks up to the guy, who doesn't seem bothered in the slightest. "Hey, you," the CEO says. "What are you doing?"
"Just, sitting around waiting to get paid," the man said. Now the CEO is really furious.
"Okay, well tell you what. How much do you make in a week?"
The man shrugs, "I don't know, $200."
The CEO pulls out his personal checkbook, writes a check for $400, and hands it to the man. "Two weeks notice. Now get out." The man pauses, thinks for a moment, and then leaves. Feeling satisfied, the CEO turns around to everyone, hoping the message has been received.
"Well? Can anyone tell me what just happened?"
"Well," said one of his employees. "You just tipped the pizza guy a whole lot of money."
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