A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new
boss is determined to rid he company of all slackers. On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers
and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - �and how much money do you make a week?�
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, �I make $200.00 a
week. Why?�
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - �here�s a week�s pay,
now GET OUT and don�t come back!�
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and
asks - �does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?�
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters - �That was the Pizza
delivery guy�.
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