So two natives are sitting on the end of a flagpole. The first native says to the second, 'Hey man, how'd we get up here?'
The second one gives a knowing wink to the first, then begins to pull his teeth out of his mouth with his barehands.
Terrified, the first Native begins screaming 'Sorry I should have explained, it is a horizontal flag pole built on the side of a building!'
The natives, used to hunting from trees in forests, were excellent balancers.
As blood gushes from the second natives mouth and his teeth fall hundreds of stories, killing people below, the first native decides he has had enough of this and takes his own life, but not before making a desperate muscle-jerk as he falls, grabbing the flag and tearing a piece from it with roughly an area of 68cm^2.
When he finally hit the ground it surprised a man having coffee at the café nearby and he decided not to finish his meal, however he was polite and did not ask for a refund, which he concluded later would have been unreasonable.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.