The story takes place at the third floor of a great building of New-York, where at 9am Mrs. Smith is leaving her flat as usual. While locking the door, she accidentally walks into a sticky stain. She leans down to find out what that white and sticky substance is, and she screams : "Oh My God ! This is sperm !".
She actually screams so loud, that Mrs. Dan her neighboor and Mary, the young foreign janitress, come in a few seconds. The three women are offended by the fact that a pervert made this stain just in front of Mrs. Dany's door. So they decide to investigate the stain and find the culprit.
Not many options there : Mrs. Smith tastes the sperm, and says : " Its not my husband ! It's definitely not the taste of his sperm. " Stimulated by the investigation, Mrs. Dan put her finger into the stain and tastes it too. She says : " Its not my husband " and quietly thinks " you're right Mrs. Smith it's not your husband too !". Finally, Mary, the young janitress, also tastes the sperm stain and here is her conclusion : " Drop it ladies ! The man who did that stain does not live in the neighborhood ! ".
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