Two guys carpooling to work approach a stop light while a hot, young girl driving a Porsche pulls up next to them. The passenger says to the driver, "I bet she's the Mistress. At least she doesn't have to work."
The woman overhearing the passenger screams back, "Asshole! If I didn't have a job I wouldn't be out driving 7 o'clock in the morning!"
Apparently stunned by the logic the passenger pauses before admitting to the driver, "I guess I was wrong,she must be on the way home from work."
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