A man is upset about his irrational fear that there is a monster under his bed. He decides this needed to change so he starts going to a therapist. After months of therapy, his fear is still there, so he leaves the therapist to find someone who can cure him.
A month later the therapist runs into him and sees that he appears happier than before.
She asks "Did you finally get over your fear of a monster under your bed"
He replies "Yes, and it only took one therapy session too!"
"How?"
"Simple. He just told me to cut off the legs of my bed."
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