Three monks were meditating in the Himalayas to be away from the maddening crowds. One year passed in silence and the first monk said, 'Pretty cold here.' Another year passed in silence and the second one said, 'You know, you're quite right.' Another year passed and the third one said, 'Look, I'm gonna quit unless you two stop bitching!'
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