There was a redneck who was working on a construction site, when suddenly a 2x4 hits him in the head and cuts off one of his ears.
The redneck, as he is panicking, asks his friends to find it. Some time later one of them says:
" - Hey Joe! I found an ear. Is it yours?"
" - Nah, mine had a pencil on it."
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