A milkman is out on his normal rounds when he comes to Ms. Johnson's door step. He notices a note on the door reading: "Larry, Please leave 15 gallons of milk today." Thinking this was a mistake he promptly knocked on the door to see if Ms. Johnson was home. Sure enough, she opened the door to greet Larry. "I'm sorry to bother you Ms. Johnson but I didn't feel right leaving 15 gallons of milk here without making sure that's what you want. Did you mean to write 1.5 gallons?" "No Larry," she replied "I'm going to take a milk bath today and I need 15 gallons to do so." Larry smiles and says "Ok then, that's not a problem at all. In that case, would you like the milk pasteurized?" "No, just up to my tits. Thanks"
Edit: Fixed milk "bath"
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