A young women was marrying her Boyfriend from Greece. On the wedding night her mother gave her $1000 and told her " If you and he are in bed, and he asks you to roll over, jump out of bed and buy the first plane ticket back home to me".
Everything went fine the wedding night, and for two years all was smooth sailing. But one night her husband asked her to roll over so she jumped out of bed and began packing. Her husband plead "what's the matter, baby? Why are you leaving?" and she told him what her mother warned her about 2 years before. So, he asked her "But sweetheart, don't you want children?"
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