The manager of my power drill company was doing so well I promoted him to head of the cement mixer division.

A women is...

Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. "Be careful! CAREFUL! Put...

When a cop...

Cop - "Sir, Do you know how fast you were just going?" Man - "I was just...

A man wakes up...

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the...

The Masochist...

The Sadist said, "No"

There are three...

those who are good at math, and those who Just can never grasp it..

The magic Dog

A man goes to a casting show for talents with his dog. "Ladies and gentlemen,...

Doctor: I've got...

Doctor: I've got bad news and good news. Which one do you want to hear...

A Fijian man was...

The Fijian politely ignored the New Zealander, who, never the less started up...

Your clothes will...

You always hang them out to dry.

Why did she?

Why did the white girl go have sex with a Mexican? Because her teacher...