The man who tried to buy a woman in maccies

So we had a night out and by the end of it we go to MacDonald's. I got there later and there was a massive que so I gave my mate at the front £5 for a big Mac meal, my mate George sees some medium attractive poontang and the cunt gives this bitch all his money and mine so all I got was a burger no change no meal. Needles to say he didn't get any and the hoes walked off with the cash. Below is my drunk rant to people

fucking GB
i go home about 3 hours ago
they say yo we out
i go yo i come to you lol where u
i give a fiver
get one big mac
not a big mac meal
a
big
mac
gerge gave the fucking money to a hoe lol
he got suaded by a hoe
to give my money
away
whaw
some girl is all i dunno, im hungry
hes like i know what will cheer you up
reeces money
heeres a burger
on reee
and his chips
and drink
fuck sake
rippd off
by geo
never forget
the geo
GEO
FUCK GEO
FOREVER

Never let anyone forget the man who tried to buy a woman at MacDonald's

The punchline to this joke:

GEORGE DAVID BROUGHTON