“ An old farmer had an accident and has had to wear a wooden leg for 35 years. He removes the leg when going to bed at night.
One night his house caught on fire and he barely escapes on a pair of crutches and losses the wooden leg in the fire. He calls up the insurance company to argue about coverage for the leg.
"May I have your name, sir?" the agent asks
"The name is..."
The man pauses for several moments, then continues,
"The name is
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