A guy walks into a bar after a long day of work. When he first entered the bar, he noticed a midget playing the piano. He thought it was a little odd, but he didn't pay the midget too much attention and he sat down and asked for a beer.
After a few beers the guy has to go to the bathroom. As he is taking a whizz, the urinal awakens.
"Hey! I'm a magic urinal!" The urinal says. "I can grant you one wish, anything you want!"
"Uhhhhhh...I wish for a million bucks!" The guy replies. The magic urinal grants the wish. The guy zips up his pants and heads back into the bar only to find ducks everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
He wades through the swarm of ducks and tells the bartender, "Hey, your magic urinal sucks! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The bartender replies, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?"
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